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 The Sexiest Pants These pants are so good. But Sean always looks good. I just wish I could be half as sexy as Sean. |
 Sexy Pants I am not really accustomed to buying clothes. All my shirts come from concerts, and my underwear and socks come in those target multi-packs. As for pants, I still have all the same pants that I got for my first year of high school. So I decided to get some new pants, and since I didn’t really know how I asked Mimi for help. Which was not really help because she can’t see anything beyond the color, she has no way of discerning shape, fit, or whatever else goes into choosing pants. So when it turned out one of the pants I got was a particularly “sexy” (strangulating) fit. Instead of being happy for me she just wanted a pair for herself, and if you thought they squeezed my thighs! |
