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 true story Anything with “double” in its name is just so much more ridiculous than the singular version. Anyway, since Nik is living with me, he gets to be here during our quality time! also while we research double fisting on google images. Anteater kisses are where your whiplike tongue, which is attached to your sternum, moves very quickly, flicking out of your elongated snout 150 times per minute. It’s a lot better if you happen to be an anteater. |
 Poor Nik No one wants to hang out with us because we are so freaking awesome! They just feel so inadequate in our presence. As for double fisting… I was sure there was a demand for such a thing I just wasn’t sure if it was physically possible. It is, don’t worry… it is. What does it say about me if my first inclination was to do a google search instead of researching on wikipedia? |
March 24th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Don’t encourage people to google double fisting!!! My eyes feel like they’ve been raped…
March 24th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Google suggest told me to search “double fistin it.” surprisingly few nsfw results compared to with the g. Niche porn makers have fastidious spelling compared to drunks.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:54 am
You two are amazing!!! And I had to look for myself.. it was a great adventure I could not decide whether it would be 1 fist per whole, or 2 fists one whole! Thank you for the knowledge. I have a lot of runins like this… probably why people try to avoid having conversations with me.
March 26th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I’ve been trying to find instances where ‘double’ isn’t really so ridiculous, and failing horribly.
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
ask the internet and the internet will ask in return “are you sure you only want two fists?”