#90 One Year

December 1st, 2008
#90 One Year


Romance!

There’s a science museum nearby, and outside there is a life size Fin whale sculpture laying on the ground. We went out there at night and climbed up on the whale, where we could see the whole city lit up and the bay and everything. It was totally romantic.

I only have about a week left of classes, and my last final is a week after that.. until then, updates may be late or missed.

IMOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEN!

This is how we spent our anniversary. You should have seen what happened next… with the pissed off whale.

We also went to see m83, which was amazing. I really can’t express how great it was, but rest assured it was. However, for the duration of the last song and the encore we had one of those howlers behind us. If you are a regular concert goer you probably know the type, if not imagine a rabbit repeatedly dying on the nape of your neck. Usually a howler will give out one or two squawks before she gives up, but not this one, she was like a constant siren made of crying babies.. that’s on fire, forever.
I want to follow her home and wait till she is doing something she really enjoys, most likely torturing kittens and pretending that her comatose boyfriend really loves her. I will put my face so close to hers that our noses will be touching and I will scream as loud as I can, and I won’t stop! Not until she kills herself or commits suicide. After which I will go to her funeral and yell at her mom for ever birthing such a horrible person, hopefully her mom will also die.

Other than that the concert was amazing!

PS: Holy crap paragraphs!

^ 18 Comments...

  1. SirQuady

    HOLY CRAP PARAGRAPHICAL FIGURINEEEEEES BATEMAN!

  2. Froese

    Killing herself and suicide are the same thing. :)

  3. Sean

    Holy crap! You’re right! Sheesh I sure am dumb!

  4. Undrallio

    You’re no dummy Sean, it just means she only has one choice….to die!

  5. Guy #7

    “she is doing something she really enjoys, most likely torturing kittens and pretending that her comatose boyfriend really loves her”

    Wow. Someone who shares my love of torturing cute, cuddly animals and interacting with the half-dead. I never thought I’d find them.

    I must find this banshee woman!

  6. bubbles

    that is one sexy whale, i have to say.

  7. sl

    That Icon for the twitter thing on the right always messes with my head.
    I know that it’s sean’s head at a 45 degree angle off to the right of mimi. But to me, I ALWAYS first see sean’s head parallel to mimi’s head with no neck or body, head in profile with one visible eye (the actual right eye looks like an ear to me).
    This bugs me.

    that was random I know

  8. Troy

    When I was a wee lad i fell off that whale and broke my nose :|

  9. Troy

    also!
    happy anniversary!!!

  10. Kyhan

    Congrats on one year! May the next be even more awesome and make us laugh even more.

  11. Bobert

    Oh noes, my whale.

  12. liddle bum

    aww, you two are so adorable! and that whale looks like a stalker

  13. Bobert

    My clams!

  14. JRugg

    Congrats on the One Year! Although you look kinda like two Tamagotchis kissing.

  15. Luke.D

    sean’s comment is probably the funniest thing i’ve read in a long time

  16. Rin

    … is this possibly the whale at LHS?

    Because that whale is the BEST.

  17. Mimi

    @Rin: yes!!

  18. Rin

    @Mimi. I haven’t been there in WAY too long, although my brother works for LBL. This makes me sad.
    Do they still have the DNA key structure? because some fun would be made from making out on that. Maybe uncomfortable fun, but fun nevertheless.

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