The Seven Deadly Sins: SLOTH
December 21st, 2007
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 Sloths are the new hippos There isn’t much documentation of “The Hippo Era,” since I had some trouble drawing cute hippos. If, after reading Sean’s explanation, you’re still having trouble understanding why sloths are the shit, you might want to check out this video. Also, this video (NSFW!). |
 SLOTH Instead of fashion or Japanese toys I follow my own fads. These fads are always animals that usually have really funny facial expressions. Someday I will make a time line of them all, but in case you are behind in the latest, Sloths are now in fashion. Sloths are funny because I say they are. Not only are they slow as hell but they do things that slow things shouldn’t do. Sloths swim! Ya imagine a 2 foot hairy little man doing the doggie paddle. Now imagine him doing it in slow motion. Sloths copulate! What the hell! They should reproduce by splitting in half, a process that would probably take 3 years (2 headed sloths would be awesome!). Thats kinda where the text comes from in this one could you imagine a “sloth slut.” Ya I’ve been with 3 sloths in my life time, which made up most of my life time. Sloths are so slow they actually grow moss on their bodies! I am serious google it! Now what do sloths eat? They are omnivores, they eat meat and foliage. So if a sloth were to be really… slothful he could just chow down on some of his own body moss. Or in a slightly more disturbing image eat each other’s body moss. |
February 24th, 2009 at 5:20 am
I agree with you there. But there are so damn cute.